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| Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 | | 11:49 am |
I saw a lamp that turns on when you just touch it! It was awesome. Guess who was rolling change yesterday. Also, guess who got eighty bucks out of the deal! I swear, anyone who doesn't believe that saving up change works as a way of saving money is sooo wrong. This is about six months' worth of change from purchases and pennies found on the floor. And now, bam, usable again.
And speaking of change, there's a large debate on pennies. Y'know, whether or not they should be taken out of circulation. What do you guys think? I personally like pennies. If someone asks for exact change and it's $2.57, how else would you get that seven cents? But if they were taken out fo circulation, we'd have an influx of copper nobody would know what to do with. Decisions, decisions.
So yeah, your opinion on the penny debate?
Brought to you by the master of inane topics. | | Wednesday, May 19th, 2010 | | 9:24 pm |
I never would have guessed. Well, looks like I actually AM a pirate! So long as we have a ton of weird confessions, here goes: I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate! I've defeated the dread pirate LeChuck many times over, even as he came back as a ghost, zombie, zombie ghost, demon, human again, and... Other things. I also won the hand of a one Elaine Marley. ... Jennifer...? Where are you? I'm so confused. So now that the Tri-Island area doesn't exist anymore. It's gotten renamed and all- Melee Island, my partial-home, is no longer. Now it's just some little island in the Carribbean.
SPEAKING OF, it's so hard to get re-used to typing when you realize you're from the seventeenth century! Wow! I mean, all of these computers and cell phones were awesome to begin with, but now they're like. SUPER-awesome! I can really appreciate this shit, you know? Men have walked on the moon! You can buy root-grogbeer at any local store!
Heck, we have the NETWORK! I wouldn't know most of you guys if it weren't for it.
Sorry, technology spaz over. Wow. Just wow.
SO Who wants to go sailing? My piratey senses are tingling and I need to get out of here. Been stuck on land for too long. I bet I can go borrow-without-intent-of-returning a boat to get us out of here... Current Mood: excited | | Monday, May 3rd, 2010 | | 5:15 pm |
There's a guy at the mall who sells glass trinkets. I've seen a unicorn or two there. Whoa where does the time freaking GO? I swear, it feels like yesterday when I was here last... And speaking of being here last, points go to Guybrush Threepwood for neglecting his online journal since... March. Geez. Go me! Though I'm not as long-gone as some. Okay, uh... What to put. Since the last time I've updated I have... Gotten an artistic block, hung out with Mokuba, hung out with Jen, decided to try and work on improving my writin' skillz, failed miserably at it even though I got articles published, decided to try my hand at drawing again, decided to try my OTHER hand at drawing again, found that both of them still weren't working correctly and decided to play some classics at the arcades, did janitor-ish things, talked up some customers, gone back to drawing and found that lo and behold, it WORKED!, and then went back to my usual routine. Said usual routine lasted for about half a month. ... Then I realized that I should update. Here I am! And whoa, influx of new people! I said hi to a few of you, I think, bit for the most part, I missed you! D: So let me introduce myself! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate and local comic artist for the Harmony Times. I also have a part-time job working at the local mall as a janitor, so if you haven't seen me on the streets it's really likely you've seen me there! Most of the time I'm not supersuper busy, so stop and say hi to me. I'll be the kinda awkward-looking one with the customary grin. Mokuba, wanna hang? And Jen, is there anything I can do for you guys? Now that Mr. Wilson's staying there and all. And we need to hang too, you know. Like soon. :c Current Mood: creative | | Saturday, March 20th, 2010 | | 12:34 am |
I wore a green wig for St. Patty's Day. Now that things have clamed down a bit [read: Both House and Jen fell asleep], I figure it'd be good to update. Ever since I got word- Well, got word from pestering Mr. House, that Jen was in the hospital- I... Really haven't left her side. She doesn't want to talk much about it, no surprise there, so I'd appreciate not pestering her. Or, really, anyone who doesn't want to talk about it. =/ Some people are better at handling things than others, y'know? Uhm... Elle, I'm sorry if you're working a little overtime- I took a few days off to help the Houses. Mr. House is still recovering from his blindness and Jen... yeah. And Zelda, are you alright? I heard that you- And... I still want to cheer everyone up. Maybe now that this is all over we could meet up somewhere and see a movie? Or... I know, Network bowling party. Or even a trip to the mall. Just something. Anything. When I want to feel better about somethign bad that happens, I try to ignore it until it's just a bad memory. Sometimes emotions build up- and they're not necessarily good or bad emotions, they're just emotions. And you can change them from bad to good by doing something fun and enjoyable- so things don't end up affecting you so much. ... I don't know, it's late and I'm tired and kinda worried. Gonna run out to the local Walmart while everyone's asleep and buy some Uno cards. I'll teach Jen in the morning! :D Current Mood: scared | | Saturday, March 6th, 2010 | | 4:46 pm |
I Wanna Be The Guy is the hardest game ever, I swear. Ever hate when you have bad thoughts at even worse times? Yeah. I hate that too. I'm worried, I'm nervous, I'm jittery , I'm horny. All this bad stuff's happening and us down at the paper are being pushed to get the inside scoop on something there's no information on. If there's any victims at all who want to talk about it... See that's kinda a bad thought at a worse time too. You guys've probably spoken all you want to speak of. I shouldn't push. BUT UHM. Does anyone wanna hang out? I say we need a little bit of fun to lighten us all up after all the gloom and doom! I can't trust myself not to jump you, though. I need the distraction just as much as you guys. ... It's so selfish I know but goddamn. Current Mood: crappy | | Saturday, November 28th, 2009 | | 12:46 pm |
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN I cut myself today. To see if I can feel. I can't. I'm going back to sleep. Sleep is like death. Why do I have to wake up? This took me five hours to draw. My marker ran out of ink. Then I couldn't find a red crayon, so I mixed Bittersweet with Purple Pizzaz to get a decidedly non-blood color. Then I found red and proceeded to do the rest. I played Tic-Tac-Toe on myself. I lost. I'm always the loser. My tears are periwinkle. It's the only color that describes my SOUL. I love my brother. | | Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 | | 5:40 am |
I always spend quite some time feeling really awkward at reunions. SO! Thanksgiving. Mum just emailed me telling me to 'get [my] ass home for the holidays', which isn't that much of a task considering I live about twenty minutes away walking [and/or fifteen jogging and seven riding my bike]. I don't know though. It's been a while since I've seen my parents and things've happened and I'm... Not exactly sure I even want to go. But then I sit back and realize that my 'relaxing at home' will most likely result in my getting antsy and going anyway, so what's the use? Anyone else have cool, interesting and/or fun plans? Or just getting together and sharing in the holiday spirit? Man if it weren't too late to do so I'd suggest a huuuuuge Network-Thanksgiving-dinner-thing. It would be pretty neat to have everyone cook and bring something! Maybe next year? Also, I'm working on something for you guys. :c I said I'd do it a while ago and ended up not doing it so now I'm doing it. God, I'm rambling a lot tonight. Current Mood: anxious | | Saturday, October 17th, 2009 | | 10:42 pm |
This past month is like. Gone. Where did it go? You know that summer vacation feeling? Where the time just melts into one big blob?
Yeah I'm getting that feeling so bad right now.
Er... Is everyone okay? I mean- that was pretty weird. I think I must've had a nightmare or two involving you guys. Oh well.
Welcome to the Network, everyone new! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate, and I haven't had the time to say hi one by one. D: It's kinda busy at the 'paper lately, they asked me to write a few articles and stuff...
Oh! Elle! Mr. Delgoa said he wanted to see you again.
Jen, Lisa, I'm worried about you two. :c Feeling any better? And Mokuba, you too? | | Friday, October 2nd, 2009 | | 9:11 pm |
Sometimes I wanna hold people as close as I can. Sometimes the safest thing to do would be to push them away. Ho hum. Current Mood: calm | | Sunday, September 27th, 2009 | | 2:07 pm |
I used to be left-handed until it started twitching badly. In accordance to the journal title, now I'm ambidexterous. I trained myself to be able to write with either hand.
... I think I'm going a bit batty, with all this staying inside. And poor Mokuba has to deal with it. I'm glad he's gonna get out a bit. Take good care of him, Shizuka!
Sometimes I just want to go and curl up in my tree. But if whatever's-going-around is airborne, like Dr. House hopes it's not... I... I don't know. I don't want to be infected. And if that means staying inside and boring myself to tears, I guess I'll have to put up with it.
Also I think I'm just getting paranoid. About. Things in general. The littlest things spook me, now. Jen I'm so sorry I should have listened to you godDAMNit I'm stupid.
Does... Does anyone want to hang out? Or even talk on the Network? If not, I think I'm gonna go do that... tree-thing. Or jog around Harmony Park. Being cooped up in one place is horrible. | | Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 | | 12:57 am |
I usually want to talk to people but today I was just kinda "blah"  Keep your head above the waves, Jen. Long enough and someone'll come by with a boat and help you. <3 | | Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 | | 6:37 am |
Once, my fortune cookie told me that I "will be invited to a karaoke party"... Looks like Lisa's not the only sick one here. I woke up kinda dizzy and coughing and such. Getting sick's never fun. But most of the nausea went away after I ate something, so it's all good. Now I'm just left with the general not-feeling-good...-ness. Mmph. Maybe it's just the meds wearing off. I did wake up kinda early... So, Harmonians, what's up with you? Current Mood: blah | | Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 | | 12:47 pm |
This song stuck in my head is getting annoying. It's been there for a day or so. Man, my apartment is the CLEANEST it's been in months! [See, I don't have a lot of stuff. But papers I have a SHITLOAD of] I finally went through a few piles of paper and started cutting out all the little doodles and pasting them together into a notebook. It saves space and paper and... Did I mention space? I got, like, a little mound out of the way! I also found some doodles that I drew when I was ten years old... So now I have a couple of those plastic shopping bags full of paper that I'm gonna cart off to the recycling center first chance I get. Uhm... OH! Hey, a heads-up to James, House, Ganon, and Link! Guess who got to be my first "victims"? [Sorry, House, your face kinda got... messed up. Fff I have no CLUE what's going on there! This was when I had that big art slump that made me ask what you guys would be in the first place...] And for your viewing amusements, under the NEXT cut is gonna be one of my drawings from when I still had artistic talent. :'( Current Mood: creative | | Sunday, June 14th, 2009 | | 6:36 pm |
Once I saw a Chinese food menu that misspelled 'onion' as 'oinion'  It's sad when my own muses are telling me I'm not too funny any more~ SO, HARMONY, I need something to do. As Jaz up there said, I'm not "Feelin' it" at the moment and wish to distract myself with somewhat "pointless" activities... So what kind of animal would you be if you were one? I already have a hint as to some of you, but I wanna know everyone's opinion of what species they are! I know I'd be a dog- I draw myself as one anyway. And I think House would be a housecat. And Jennifer- you remind me of a mouse~! Tell me, Harmony, for I am planning to draw all of you. >c Do it. Current Mood: creative | | Thursday, May 14th, 2009 | | 9:25 am |
Drumroll, please! Hellooooo, citizens of Harmony! Just got your little invite-email and man, is it cool to be here. All of those times when I probably saw you and you didn't even know- hell, from just browsing who's here or not I got a heck of a lot of familiar-ish faces. In case you don't know me (And I doubt many of you do), I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mightypirate- yeah, if you notice, that guy "G.T" who draws a comic in your Sunday papers. I'm such an artiste, eh? ... Anyway. It's great to be here, and GREAT to meet all of you. Even the grumpy ones. I'm sure you're not so grumpy when it comes down to it, contrary to what your usernames say. I've got my eye on you. Ah shit. My pen just broke. ... I guess that's what I get for chewing on it. But ink doesn't taste very good, just so you all know. And people drop pens all the time- if you ever need one, look on the ground! It's what I do. (Especially for you students. There're a LOT on the campuses.) IN OTHER NEWS, anyone check out the yardsale over by Tenth earlier? Got myself another (Half-used, but hey!) sketchpad, battery-powered pencil sharpener, and jump drive for only a fiver. Sure, the drive's got some stuff I need to clear off of it, but hey it's at least a good price for a 128-MB thing. And I only need so much space on it per month. Uh. Anyone else find anything cool? I was tempted to buy that rubber chicken someone'd put out. Never know when you'll need a rubber chicken. Current Mood: bouncy | | Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 | | 9:25 pm |
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